5.) You might think twice about eating at my house once you learn that on several occasions, I have let Elliott and Merrin play with (includes slobbering and chewing on) kitchen utensils (spoons, spatulas, Tupperware, etc.) and seldom to I wash them afterwards!
4.) I have been known to take pictures of feces, especially when your two year old finally goes #2 after being scared of it for months...but take heart, I only share those photos with privileged family members!
3.) Sometimes, I let Merrin do household chores, vacuuming is her preferred task (please don't call DSS)
2.) I have been known to lock myself in my bathroom to escape a screaming two year old (particularly in the event of an urgent phone call when my attention greedy toddler won't let me take it)
1.) My kids (including the almost 8 month old) watch entirely too much TV!!!
1 comment:
LOL - you're too funny! I especially like #2 and #1! At least your willing to admit that all the pre-mommy idealism goes out the window with the reality of kids :)
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